Harry Potter joining INFY

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The above is an article stating that Daniel Radcliffe (aka Harry Potter) would like to join Infosys after completion of Harry Potter - 7.

What a joke!!!

Still, allow me to waste our time thinking what will happen if Daniel Radcliffe joins Infosys. I know its impossible even to imagine, but when you can read, an article in one of the top Indian economic daily newspaper, about Infosys plans to buy Capgemini, then you can read this also..

Let me take you to Future....

Year 2010:

On a bright sunny day, Daniel would step in Bangalore to join the India's 2nd largest Software company Infosys. He would join as FLP.

It will take him more than an hour to reach the campus form his 2 star hotel.
His face would be red due to Indian summer. But as he would enter the campus, he will feel relived to see lush green campus.

Our harry does not know anythign about programming. So he feel very uncomfortable listening to people using the words "string, loop, parent, class, inherit" in very unusual way.

He will say to himself " kahan fas gaya".

Ignoring this He will go and meet one HR so that he could complete joining formality. On being asked for his name, he will say "Hari Putra". He wants some Indian name for himself.

He will start learning programming.
But he would not be supposed to use these skills outside the Infosys campus.

One day, a virus, send by Ministry Of software, would attack his on his roommates system. Hari will use his networking skills to kill it.
Because of this, he would be found guilty and Ministry of Software would like to expel Hari. At this difficult time, Narayana Murthy, Old mentor of Infosys, will come to rescue him.

Ministry of Software will not like this. They would like to take control of Infosys. So they will plant an HR in Infosys.
The HR will make it sure that Hari Putra is not allocated to any project.
He will stay on bench for 6 months. (Poor Daniel)Frustrated, Hari might try to change the company, but no company would be ready to buy out his 2 year bond with Infosys. (What a pity) In the end, a day will come when he will start writing blogs like this. May be about Krissh… :)

10 ways of Partying

I am a moody person. My likes and dislikes keep changing, sometime in the span of few minutes. It takes me 2-3 hrs to select a gift for my sister… I have yet to buy a sari for my mom as I am still not able to select anything for her. While I watch TV I keep on surfing all the channels. I can watch 3 programs at a time. Right now, I am getting new ides to write about, but some how I am sticking to this topic.

Last week I organized a Party. Oho I should say A “Successful Party”. Don’t believe, even I don’t, but its true. So I thought why not to write something like “10 ways to organize successful Party”. But suddenly Brilliant idea stuck my mind; why not write about “10 ways Partying hair”.

Let me give you the list before I jump on to something else:




The Raja Babu looks: Plain and simple. Well combed oiled hair with left side partition line.








Beckham looks: you know it all abt this looks. I try this very scarcely.











Sid Looks: Siddharth of DCH looks. Very small hair, all combed forward. No partition line.















Fifty-Fifty way: Partition line exactly in middle. have to apply “wet gel” with this looks.












Raju-50 way: best suited for me. This is my natural partition line. The partition line is between Raju type and Fifty-fifty types.








No partition looks: hair combed forward with no partition line, Wear it when in hurry.

Who cares Looks: love this looks. but cant be like this in office. Tried this in Kanbay party. Does not comb hair at all.



Sanjay Dutt looks: Small hair in front,
long straight hair in the back,
targeting this for next 1 month.

Pony tail: haven’t tried. Might try after Sanjay Dutt looks.




Bald & Beautiful: wana try this, but head shape is not perfect.