Unitary method

One of my friend took a 40 inch LCD to India(from singapore).

The delhi custom police did not know the equivalent price of the same in India... (there is no need for the same, but they want to know to ask for euquivalent bribe).  But the custom people knew the price of 32 inch and also the equivalent bribe(=X Rs). So they aksed my frined X + 500 Rs per extra inch as bribe... :)

Compilation of status messages

1. Democracy: Neighbours Envy, Owners Pride.

2. Please dont send any mails praising 10dulkar.

3. Singabore.

4. If only tendulkar can perform like Jaisurya, he deserve to continue playing.

5. Anyone can code.

6. logic is nuthing.

7. The longer i live, the better I used to be.
8. Why is Hockey our National Game
9. In their white dress, Indian hockey team resembles German football team.. However unlike European Aryans, they are not playing to their name...

Food for thought

Money Minded:

She is a considered to a person who bargains a lot... even for a penny. 

Or he is the person, who will mind if someone makes a fool of him for 100 Rs, but wont mind for 2 Rs...  

Success of Marriage:

In India, the success of relationship is measured by its longevity. Kinda strange. We hardly have any divorce, so why do we really bother about it. 

Investment Adv:

Most of the Investment/Insurance adv shows female advising the male counterpart why and where to invest... How unreal but how effectively it (the ad) serves its purpose...

Bhag kar shadi karna:

You either believe in Love marriage and ready to elope if required, or you don't believe in Love.

Should 10dulkar retire:

Of course.